- I have often felt like fish in an aquarium or an animal in a zoo when working the peep show. Tonight while onstage, though, I had a spontaneous thought: "Why not think of them as the fish, and us as the spectators???" It totally changed my perspective. I liked it. I actually giggled a couple times. Men do some weird shit when they're whacking-off and/or orgasming.
- Quote of the Night: "There's some horny guys out there. Most of them I wasn't able to satisfy." Sometimes, you just ain't the box they want.
- To the johnnies: When I bend over onstage, alternately arching and rounding my spine - ***SPOILER ALERT*** - I'm not doing that in the hopes of turning you on. It simply means my back has gone out again, and I'm in pain.
- To the johnnies: When I'm doing a split, or stretching my legs open wide - ***SPOILER ALERT*** - I'm in no way thinking of you and hoping you like the way I look. I'm actually thinking about Daddy, and how I want to increase my flexibility so I can impress him and add to the awesomeness of our sex-life.
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